Woody Allen on food (and life)

“There’s an old joke –um… two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of ‘em says, ‘Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.’ The other one says, ‘Yeah, I know; and such small portions.’ Well, that’s essentially how  I feel about life –full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it’s all over much too quickly.” —Woody Allen / Alvy Singer

Type: Windsor Light Condensed.